I want to be older and have my own place, and live in a cute, little apartment with a cute significant other but at the same time I want to be forever young and have no demanding responsibilities
me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: leos are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
This is very important
I want my future child to see this
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight.
You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
Hiiiiiii guys!!i’m soooo excited to be able to share with you the Happy Little Pill music videooooo! hope you punks like it and share it with your mates and make gifs of the radical owl. Making this video perfectly represent the song and it’s message was super important to me, and i hope you guys connect with it as much as i do. Also there is a hot boy in it playing soccer. enjoy!!Alsoooo, if you’re having issues with the video on your phone click here and re-click the video link to open it in your browser!x
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS